My friend came and got me at 5 yesterday. She and her mom have not stopped fighting since then. Which is awkward.
And now, we’re in SC, and literally the only people I know in the house is my friend, her mom, and one aunt. So what does my friend do? Not only does she constantly run off and leave me in the middle of people I don’t know, but she hasn’t even introduced me to anyone. We’ve all had to awkwardly introduce ourselves to each other.
And I am seriously, seriously feeling uncomfortable and kind of regretting going. And we haven’t even hit the damn road yet.
That the whole ‘Rumple-finding-Bae’ thing…. was ridiculously over-complicated and a huge risk for someone with Rumple’s power.
Like… really? You couldn’t find another way to get to this world other than creating a curse that would trap you for 28 years in one town, that could only be broken by a woman who may or may not ever come to the town your trapped in and stay long enough to find her true love, who may or may not be in that town as well (or in this case, fall in love with the son she gave up for adoption outside said town so he may or may not end up in that town anyway).
Really? No other way?
HOLY HELL IT’S MISANDRY FISH
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I like to consider myself a very understanding pink and orange coffee-serving robin. If you have to pay for your coffee with a ten, that’s okay. A twenty? That’s okay too, we’ve got the change for that. A fifty even? Stretching it a bit, but alright, as long as you don’t mind getting singles.
However, if you just rolled in from one of the banks down the street (or wherever you please) and you’re getting a small coffee (at my store after tax it’s $1.58), pulling out your stack of bills, and handing me a 100 when picking up a five off the counter that fell out, then no. That is not okay. If it’s honestly really the ONLY bill you have on you, then okay, whatever. It happens. But clearing out my drawer save some ones and change isn’t very cool and leaves me running to my manager begging for bills to replenish my empty drawer while making the customers behind you wait. Please be considerate!
I get people like this all the time. There are TWO (count them, two) banks near my store — one is right across from it, and the other is right next to it. We share a parking lot. And that’s not even counting the other stores in the plaza that have ATMs and banks in THEM.
And I STILL get people who will give me a 100 dollar bill for a 2 dollar order. And some won’t even try and hide their smaller bills.
Our tills start out with 100 dollars even. And that’s 100 in five and one dollar bills, quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies. And our tills are required to have a 400 dollar pull when they reach the 500 dollar limit. There is literally no way for me to break a 100 dollar bill without completely emptying my till.
Is this perfect?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Thousands of Meticulously Placed Feathers Create Undulating Sculptures, Kate MccGwire
Gale Harold in “The Secret Circle”. I swear to god, this man does not age. He still looks exactly like Brian Kinney!
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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
get your shit together america
…we use the word fortnight?
Like… that is an actual vocab word we use. If there is an American out there who says they don’t know what a fortnight is, they are extremely stupid.